There were promises made when I bought my season tickets ...
First Frank Lampard would be a member of the team, Second that I would be happy with the uniform, and LASTLY BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY that despite using a rigged system to prevent any Orange from being on the captain's band, the captain's band that no one picked in a voting process I was sort of involved in, would be worn sometime soon.
WELL ... NO FRANK, NOT SO HAPPY WITH THE UNIFORM, AND SOME TIME SOON HAS COME AND GONE! SOMEONE'S HEAD SHOULD BE ROLLING FOR THIS EGREGIOUS AFFRONT TO MY FANDOM!!!! WHO'S WITH ME!!! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!! DEATH TO THE OPPRESSORS!!! RISE UP!!! WE ARE ALL WARRIORS!!! IT IS TIME!!!