Shit result against a team that played a midweek game and we looked the worse for it. I really don't understand this team at times...
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Hernandez and Saunders , trashhhh. TMac was invisible. Jack should of been in a soon as the 2ND half started. Just a piss poor game all around.
Jason Kreis diseased players grant Jason Kreis a win. Damn it.
Eta: and Lampard is dead again. Holy shit was he poor.
Why, for the love of God, would Jason Hermandez be on the field? Did RJ have an amputation we weren't aware of?
Eta: and Lampard is dead again. Holy shit was he poor.
Why, for the love of God, would Jason Hermandez be on the field? Did RJ have an amputation we weren't aware of?
I brought my daughter home today and put her into her City onesie I overpaid for at the stadium and got ready to watch our first game together. Minutes before the game, she had an overfilled diaper and the onesie was no more. I knew then we had no shot of winning today. I even considered throwing it into the wash real quick and having it ready for later in the game, but I was way too tired.
Next time i'll wait for the kickoff to put it on her.
Next time i'll wait for the kickoff to put it on her.
This made me laugh more then it should have. Thanks
Not much to say, just that Saunders has to work on those penalties : He just jump and jumps and never gets it right. He should stand his ground and use the Eye to Eye stare. it been know to work
This is where journalists who cover the team need to ask better questions, because I wonder if it's that since they have one fullback who bombs forward, he wants one of them to sit back a bit more. That would certainly explain it. But certainly, it seems like RJ is the better option back there at this point.
I liked what I saw from Mendoza for the most part, but I feel like Harrison is the better starter right now. For one, Mendoza can't complete a pass to save his life, which seems to be pretty important for a winger.
Ultimately, this is a loss that will be forgotten come October. Bigger and better things are ahead this season. Seven games left in the regular season, and a big one on Thursday. Beat DC, and we won't even remember this game was played in a few weeks.
Neither team looked particularly good. Crappy game to end rivalry week.
Its such a letdown when I get so excited for the game and the team forgets to show up.
Also, Hernandez sucks
Its such a letdown when I get so excited for the game and the team forgets to show up.
Also, Hernandez sucks
Agree with all except the last paragraph. This was a pointless loss against a hapless team where we gifted two goals.
Saunders should be fired on the spot and forced to find his own way home. Hell, let's set up a gofundme to buy his ass out. He's horrendous.
For any SOB who wants to ask how long I'll keep posting how shit he is, don't. You know the answer: So long as he plays.
I have not seen us play this bad since the 7-0 redbull loss. The passing was piss poor. We had no movement, no urgency the whole game. Man of the match for me was Mata. He is so good! The players that took a dump on this game are the following:
Villa: Awful game, nothing more needs to be said.
Hernandez: Awful game, but we all knew this about him, he is not a good MLS player and not even MLS quality on the as an RB. Why he keeps starting there is beyond me.
TmAc: Way to blow a big opportunity for yourself with Klinsmann watching. He was invisible.
Mendoza: I don't care about the goal. His passing was so off, his decision making was awful.
Saunders: He should have done better with that first goal but I won't put the blame on him. He is who he is. As we we all know Saunders has no shot saving any PKs. His diving and push with his legs is AWFUL. He just dives like a dead dolphin. By no means is this game on Saunders but he was his usual self in this game. His one good play was his HAND distribution to Mendoza.
Patrick V: Why the fuck didn't Jack start this game, or at the very least get subbed in for Tmac to start the second half??????? Why the fuck are you starting Hernandez every game at RB???????
Lampard: was ho hum, nothing great, had a couple of decent shots but nothing special. Same with Pirlo.
Tony Taylor: Holy fuck, awful touches, did nothing off the bench to help us.
Chanot: Bad PK on Kaka, but again he was out of position because he was not expecting Hernandez to dilly dolly with the ball near his box like that. FUCKING Hernandez!!!!!
Mena: Got torched by Kaka, as expected, that lead to that first goal.
Overall, this was a total team effort in sucking. From the coaching staff to the players just awful. Like I said before guys. We will be making the playoffs but with our defense and Saunders, we aren't doing shit.
Villa: Awful game, nothing more needs to be said.
Hernandez: Awful game, but we all knew this about him, he is not a good MLS player and not even MLS quality on the as an RB. Why he keeps starting there is beyond me.
TmAc: Way to blow a big opportunity for yourself with Klinsmann watching. He was invisible.
Mendoza: I don't care about the goal. His passing was so off, his decision making was awful.
Saunders: He should have done better with that first goal but I won't put the blame on him. He is who he is. As we we all know Saunders has no shot saving any PKs. His diving and push with his legs is AWFUL. He just dives like a dead dolphin. By no means is this game on Saunders but he was his usual self in this game. His one good play was his HAND distribution to Mendoza.
Patrick V: Why the fuck didn't Jack start this game, or at the very least get subbed in for Tmac to start the second half??????? Why the fuck are you starting Hernandez every game at RB???????
Lampard: was ho hum, nothing great, had a couple of decent shots but nothing special. Same with Pirlo.
Tony Taylor: Holy fuck, awful touches, did nothing off the bench to help us.
Chanot: Bad PK on Kaka, but again he was out of position because he was not expecting Hernandez to dilly dolly with the ball near his box like that. FUCKING Hernandez!!!!!
Mena: Got torched by Kaka, as expected, that lead to that first goal.
Overall, this was a total team effort in sucking. From the coaching staff to the players just awful. Like I said before guys. We will be making the playoffs but with our defense and Saunders, we aren't doing shit.
I would like to add that Orlando is such a shitty team. They did absolutely nothing the whole game but came away with 3 points and 2 goals. Unbelievable.
She sloshed her diaper. (Slosh is my name for our filler, the position also known as keeper on teams with a player who can rightly be known as such).
I was going to make a connection between what was in the diaper, and Saunders/Hernandez, but I was too lazy to write it out.
Not liked for failure to make inappropriate but humorous use of the Spoiler tag.
The onesie is an authentic piece of merchandise it doesn't play defense either
